New Google Search Tips:

• “It's always in the last place you look”
• “Try getting into the frame of mind you were in when you lost it. Think to yourself, where would I have put it?”
• “Tell yourself you never cared much for it anyway — then it will suddenly appear”
• “When you organized everything the other day you put it away where it belongs”
• “You are only imagining that you ever had it. It was never here to begin with”
• “The dog took it”
• “The search is more interesting than the answer”
• “The search IS the answer”